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Heterosexual Questionnaire

This questionnaire is for self-avowed heterosexuals only. If you are not openly heterosexual, pass it on to a friend who is. Please try to answer the questions as candidly as possible. Your responses will be held in strict confidence and your anonymity full protected.

  1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
  2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
  3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
  4. Could it be that your sexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
  5. If you've ever slept with a person of the same sex, how can you be sure you wouldn't prefer that?
  6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendancies? How did they react?
  7. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?
  8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep quiet?
  9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they'd face?
  10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual men. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual male teachers, pediatrciains, priests, or scoutmasters?
  11. With all the societal support for marriage, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
  12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
  13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, now could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?
  14. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you fear s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her own learnings?

(©1972 Martin Rochlin, Ph.D. Reprinted with permission from the author.)